voldemo:

“your password is weak”

You’re the weak one
And you’ll never know love, or friendship
And I feel sorry for you

(Source: voldemo, via sorry)

quorpiest:

dragontatoes:

Warm blooded creature: wow I’m chilly

Warm blooded creature: *vibrates*

Cold blooded creature: wow I’m chilly

Cold blooded creature: goes into a coma

(via sorry)

ammit420:

*puts myself out there*

*brings myself back*

(via thebootydiaries)

official-keyes:

official-keyes:

official-keyes:

a soft friend rests in the light

Uh oh… getting… sleepy….

Unconchious

(via sorry)

hyrude:

u ever have cravings that are like “you WILL eat a rice krispies treat or there will be consequences. you have 24 hours”

(via peachbuttons)

8ayonetta:

britzophrenia:

I DONT UNDERSTAND THE APPEAL OF WALUIGI

(Source: regularqueer, via confirmance)

tiktoksithinkarefunny:

(via mountainsandtheflowers)